http://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=726033237216188470#editor/target=post;postID=6969527426444395245;onPublishedMenu=allposts;onClosedMenu=allposts;postNum=0;src=linkAccording to that brainiac species that known as researchers & scientists, human beings dream about 2 types of things:
1. The one which we see, miss and/or talk about/to the most.
2. Our hidden desires and wishes.
Few weeks back, I came across this app called WeChat. As the name suggests, it's a messaging app for your phone; but it's not restricted at just that. Unlike other messaging app where you talk to only those you know, this one's a lot more social. In addition to letting you stay touch with your old friends, it also lets you make new friends.
Ever since I've got it, I've been having a difficult time sleeping. No, it doesn't come alive at night and crawl over my body. The thing is, WeChat is loaded with so many amazing features that I'm hooked onto it. And since I used it whole day long, i've been getting dreams about WeChatting with the people I've always wanted to talk to. Ergo, I keeping dreaming about 1. The thing that I do whole day long merged with, 2. my secret desires.
It all started soon after I started exploring Wechat.
That night, I heard got a scroll, "Ahoy, sailor. This is Captain Jack Sparrow. Wechat be your vessel t' that journey o' fun and happiness wit your mates. So hop on."
I replied to the scroll, saying, "But Captain, isn't it too dangerous?"
To that I received a message from Don 'Godfather' Corleone: "I will make you an offer you can't refuse. Wechat."
I saw speechless. After all, who in his right mind would speak against Don's wishes.
To add to it, Terminator messaged me saying, "Wechat with me if you want to live."
Not only that, I've heard Miss Rose stays in touch with Jack Dawson via Wechat. They say, heaven has awesome wi-fi.
Speaking of heaven, here's a conversation from heaven I really read in my dreams.
MJ: "Wechat,You rock my world."
Kurt Cobain: "Yo bro, Where did you sleep last night?"
Bob Marley: "Chill out Kurt, why so inquisitive? Lively up yourself."
Jimi Hendrix: "Bob, leave it. Purple Haze has got him."
Jim Morrison: "Will someone please pass me the bongo and Light My Fire?"
While these legendary singers were hanging out and having fun, others were fighting over a fruit.
Steve Jobs: "Apple is the coolest thing to have happened to mankind."
Issac Newton: "Yes. Apple is the reason why the world knew about gravity."
Steve: "Apple is the reason why the human race has advanced so much."
Issac: "Hey, my Apple is more famous than yours."
Steve: "Do your Apple have an app store with more than a billion downloads?"
Issac: "No, but my Apple came first."
Adam: "You both are idiots. Apple is the reason why the mankind fell down on the earth. So now, stop talking. Apple sucks. Period."
If you think that's bad, you should've been in my dream when artists & scientists were putting up sly status updates.
Leonardo Da Vinci: "Mona Lisa is smiling."
Michelangelo: "Because of David."
Da Vinci: "Mona Lisa is smirking looking at David. ;)"
Michelangelo: "David knows what Mona Lisa did last summer."
Charles Darwin: "Mona Lisa's smile & David's muscles are the pinnacle of human evolution."
Da Vinci: "But Michel's brain has gone in reverse gear in human evolution."
Michelangelo: "OMG Fact: Leo uses tracing paper."
If you also want to get in on the fun, download We Chat right now.
Warning: It's addictive and can seriously give you weird dreams. I'm not complaining, though.
To find out more about We Chat, check out their Youtube Channel.